I don't know if it was the unusually hot weather last week or what, but we were a bit over run by crickets.
It seemed like every time I turned around there was another cricket hopping along on the floor. I am pretty sure we killed at least one every day.
I should really say Wilbert killed them. I am pretty brave when it comes to things like insects and snakes and spiders. But I don't like trying to kill crickets. When Wilbert asks me why, my only response is, "They jump."
Sounds so threatening, I know. But they could jump on me and crawl on my face or get in my clothes. When they jump they move fast and their path is unpredictable. And they can jump inside the tissue once you have caught them and I also don't like squishing their hard exoskeleton.
I will kill a spider any day. But please don't ask me to kill a cricket.
It seemed like every time I turned around there was another cricket hopping along on the floor. I am pretty sure we killed at least one every day.
I should really say Wilbert killed them. I am pretty brave when it comes to things like insects and snakes and spiders. But I don't like trying to kill crickets. When Wilbert asks me why, my only response is, "They jump."
Sounds so threatening, I know. But they could jump on me and crawl on my face or get in my clothes. When they jump they move fast and their path is unpredictable. And they can jump inside the tissue once you have caught them and I also don't like squishing their hard exoskeleton.
I will kill a spider any day. But please don't ask me to kill a cricket.
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