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From the Mouth of a Two - Year Old

Joash has had some really funny lines lately. Here are a few.

While in the bathtub, Joash was making a pretend cake. He said it was his birthday cake and I asked him how old he was.

"56," he replied. Then he made another cake and said it was my birthday cake.

"How old am I?" I asked.

"52, " he confidently answered.

"How old it Dad?"

"10."

I knew I married a man younger than me, but that is a little extreme.

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You know you have a farm boy (and a Dad who explains things in detail) when your two year old asks if you have seen his hydraulic cylinder.

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The other day we were outside drawing on our driveway with sidewalk chalk. Joash was asking me to draw things like a Christmas tree, a dandelion with lots of fluff and a hospital.

"A hospital?" I double checked."

"Yes," he replied, "like where Mataya used to live."

A life size self portrait in sidewalk chalk, with a bit of help from Mom.

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